Me: Nikki, your face is really red!
Nikki: I'm from AZ. I'm just tanned. (Giggles)
Yums: Oh, I'm feeling light headed. I think I better stop drinking. (After 4 sips of her Cape Cod)
Su: Oh my gosh, you are bright red. And your speech is slurred.
Me: I can't believe it. I'm holding my drink the best. That is pathetic. (As I down my Fuzzy Navel and finish off Yums' Cape Cod)

Mrs. Kaneshiro: Young Mi is such a nice girl. (As Scott is walking her down the aisle at the wedding ceremony)
Scott: No she's not. Wait until you get to know her better. Hahahahahaha...

Mrs. Kaneshiro: You're so adorable! (At the reception)
Scott: I know.
Mrs. Kaneshiro: (Becomes speechless and walks away)
Scott: Man, all this joking around is really gonna get me in serious trouble one day.

Bert: Does Young Mi always dance like that?
Me: Oh no, she's usually more wild. Her wedding gown is restraining her right now.